Don, as soon as I read that post, a picture of you practicing Yoga in a thong instantly over-rode everything else in my brain. Carol's post echoed exactly what I was going to post... We're probably not the only ones...
Ozz, you may have mentioned this in another topic/thread, but why this particular Maytag? Knowing you, you would not have just run out and bought the first washer you saw for your Monty... Just curious on your selection thinking...