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Three young preachers graduated from "Publc Speaking 101". Their teacher said , "before you ca get your diploma you must preach a sermon to a Grizzly Bear". A cuople of days later he visited them in the hosp. He asked for reports. 1st one is Pentacostal....says"it was tough for a while untill I grabbed him, took him under water in the river, and baptized him.... he came up as gentle as a lamb". 2nd is Catholic..."it was tough with mine also untill I remembered to sprinkle him with Holy Water....he becamas gentle as a lamb". 3rd one Jewish...in much worse condition says..."I really don't think he wanted to be circumsized".
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