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Old 12-02-2007, 01:42 AM   #5
nkwist
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M.O.C. #821
"Sarge, I need a few days leave. It's pretty important".

"Why is that, private?"

Well sir, my wife is gonna get pregnant this weekend and I'd like to be there!".
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