Save the dead rabbit
A man was pulling his Montana down the highway when he saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved his rig to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the TV and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled the 5er over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.
A woman also dragging her Montana down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her TV and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her 5er and from the basement pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, he hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet and again turned and waved. This behavior continued until the rabbit was out of sight. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in that spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
'Hare Spray'
Restores Life to Dead Hare.
Adds Permanent Wave.