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"A DYNAMITE FISHERMAN"
The Game Warden always wanted to go fishin' with Old John because Old John always caught fish. No matter what the conditions Old John always caught fish. Rain, snow or shine Old John always came back with fish.
Well, one day he finally he got his chance, when Old John invited him to go along. It wasn't long til they got to Old John's favorite spot and he anchored the boat. Old John reaches down into his tackle box and pulls out a stick of dynamite...lit it and throws it in the lake.
KA-BOOM
and there's fish floating all over the place. "Whoa" said the Game Warden "that's illegal". Well, Old John just reaches in and pulls out another stick. He lights it and throws it in the lake.
KA-BOOM,
more fish. The Warden says, "John, I am going to have to arrest you if you do that again". Well, Old John just reaches in the tackle box and again pulls out another stick. He lights it and tosses it to the Warden and said "Now, you gonna talk all day or fish?"
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