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pbahlin · 05-31-2011, 12:50 PM

I never thought of that trick. Cool!

Have you noticed that aiming is a great way to meet your neighbors. It's a sure way to get four or five guys over to 'help'. You got me to thinking. What if you just set out a 12 pack of cold ones with a sign.

"FREE BEER FOR THE FIRST 95% SIGNAL"

You could set up the tripod and dish, then put up the sign and pretend to aim for a while. You want to work on it just long enough to attract some attention but not so long people actually start to talk to you. After a bit of struggle you kick dirt on the tripod, throw down your tools and stomp inside your rig. Have the DW ready with the beer and a hanky.

Dress her up in some old ratty duds and have her mess up her hair. You want her to look really sympathetic, like those panhandlers you see beside the road.

05-31-2011, 12:50 PM	#20
pbahlin Montana Master Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Sioux Falls Posts: 617 M.O.C. #9380	I never thought of that trick. Cool! Have you noticed that aiming is a great way to meet your neighbors. It's a sure way to get four or five guys over to 'help'. You got me to thinking. What if you just set out a 12 pack of cold ones with a sign. "FREE BEER FOR THE FIRST 95% SIGNAL" You could set up the tripod and dish, then put up the sign and pretend to aim for a while. You want to work on it just long enough to attract some attention but not so long people actually start to talk to you. After a bit of struggle you kick dirt on the tripod, throw down your tools and stomp inside your rig. Have the DW ready with the beer and a hanky. Dress her up in some old ratty duds and have her mess up her hair. You want her to look really sympathetic, like those panhandlers you see beside the road.